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Welcome to Middle Age Rectangle Magnet

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$1.35 $2.15 In stock

Category: 2.5x3.5 Rectangular Magnet

Welcome to middle age. I'd tell you what to expect but I'm too tired and I have to pee. Rectangle magnet by Ephemera. 

  • 2.5" x 3.5" with flexi-ceramic magnetic back.
  • USA made with recycled paper & steel.
  • Hand-pressed by Badge Bomb in Portland, OR.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Abigail P. ★★★★★

The print quality is sharp and the humor hits just right for my 40-something coworker. The flexi-ceramic back holds securely on our metal filing cabinet without sliding.

Ellie ★★★★★

The magnet is perfectly sized for my fridge and the flexi-ceramic back holds up my grocery list without slipping. The text cracks me up every time I walk by—it’s exactly how I feel at 45.

William Q. ★★★★★

I got a good laugh out of the text — it's spot-on for anyone over 40. The flexi-ceramic back holds strong on my metal filing cabinet without sliding around.