This Wine Tastes Like Dinner Housewife Rectangle Magnet

Name: This Wine Tastes Like Dinner Housewife Rectangle Magnet
Brand: Ephemera Inc.
SKU: 5270
Price: 1.44 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (5 reviews)

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$1.44 ~~$2.15~~ In stock

Category: 2.5x3.5 Rectangular Magnet

This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner. Rectangle Magnet by Ephemera. Notes of dark fruit and me not caring.

2.5" x 3.5" with flexi-ceramic magnetic back.
USA made with recycled paper & steel.
Hand-pressed by Badge Bomb in Portland, OR.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Joshua V. ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

This cracked me up on a rough Monday, and the dark fruit joke lands perfectly if you've ever cooked dinner for a picky family. The 2.5x3.5 size is just right for the fridge, and the magnetic back keeps it stuck tight without sliding.

Matthew D. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The flexi-ceramic back holds firmly even on my slightly textured fridge, which surprised me. It’s the perfect size to make my coffee station feel a bit more sarcastic every morning.

Matthew L. ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

I stuck this on my fridge and it cracks me up every time I reach for a drink. The flexi-ceramic magnetic back holds tight even on my slanted apartment door.