Never Said That Confucius Rectangle Magnet

Name: Never Said That Confucius Rectangle Magnet
Brand: Ephemera Inc.
SKU: 5271
Price: 1.59 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

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$1.59 ~~$2.15~~ In stock

Category: 2.5x3.5 Rectangular Magnet

I never said all that shit! Confucius Rectangle Magnet by Ephemera.

2.5" x 3.5" with flexi-ceramic magnetic back.
USA made with recycled paper & steel.
Hand-pressed by Badge Bomb in Portland, OR.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ellie ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

The flexi-ceramic back holds tight even on my slightly textured locker, and the recycled paper print is crisp. The size is perfect for a quick laugh—definitely brightens my day.

Abigail ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

I stuck this on my fridge to replace a boring old to-do list magnet, and the flexi-ceramic back holds up multiple papers without sliding down. The "I never said all that shit!" quote cracks me up every time I walk by—perfect for a little kitchen sass.

Julian ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

Bought this as a joke for my office and the flexi-ceramic back holds tight to my filing cabinet without sliding around. The "I never said all that shit" line cracks everyone up who stops by.